i finally get what's up with infomercials. they are for people with no lives who stay up too late. i basically want everything i see at 3am. i'm watching this one for this thing that is sorta like a george foreman grill/griddle. if i had a credit card, it would be mine. some day.

i want to get married, for the gifts. i have thought this for years, now i am certain of it. it's brilliant, hang out long enough with someone you can tolerate and then register for useful household items.