The Office is the second funniest show ever. I cannot stop laughing, the one where they find Michaels screenplay? Epic, extra awesome. So, today is my last day with this crappy computer, which is highly exciting.
Last night I came home from the bar and took naked pictures of myself. No, not really. I just took a drunk picture of myself. My hair looked better before this, I tried to make it look retarded and succeeded.
I want an obese bear, eating a banana. I saw a video of one yesterday that was really cute.
My lipstick was smeared, and I am vain and superficial, so I cropped that part out.