I have come to a decision. Some of you are not going to like this. I am going to get a cat/kitten. This will ensure that I always have my own pet, so the next break up I go through, I can say "Burn! I'm keeping this cat!" or something like that. I'm tired of losing loved ones and their pets that I love equally. I want a kitten I think, that will stay small. No fatties please. And one that makes squeaks rather than meows. How do I make my future cat awesome? I need to look into it. While I'm doing that, look at this.